Wait, what color is the fence? So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" This baby in the mirror is real trouble. The kid looked at me before he left and said what Ive learned about you is you eat really weird looking food. She smiles at the baby and the baby smiles back. She mortifies her four children by knowing all the trending songs on TikTok. SANTA IS WATCHING! Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. , Excellent news! My kid sure has a lot of opinions about string cheese for someone whos only been around for 4 years. Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. It's too late to impress them. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. Whenever ppl are like I dont mind kids in public, I just think parents should teach them to behave I want to be like do you understand just getting my toddler dressed and out the door already made me cry twice? May 20, 2022, 04:36 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Sign up to follow me here! pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. ". One thing Ive never understood about being a parent is how I can go to work and still find a kids sock in my coat pocket. Sign up to follow me here! 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. i have failed you. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Sometimes they can be downright hilarious. My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. 5 min read. Once your kids become teens you only know their friends parents by waving to them from car windows. My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. If we didnt have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. WANT. Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. V punk obviously but otherwise, truly fucked me up. pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My daughter has decided she now eats dark chocolate, the one treat I never had to hide because I was the only one in the house who liked it. ", I never really appreciated being able to just easily bend down and pick up things when I was younger, The 5yo lost one of her toys and was looking all over the house and I finally found it and brought it up to her room and said whos the best mommy in the world? and that kid looked me dead in the eye and said grandma., Parenting tip: never, ever move the car seat. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. NOBODY MOVE. My kids ask me the dumbest shit when Im driving like would you eat your arms if they were pickles? Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. All I need is 16 hours of complete solitude, three meals, two snacks, four cups of tea, and time to read the whole Internet twice and Im ready to take on the day for a good 15 minutes before going back to bed. She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Because shes in the livingroom. Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. They started fighting. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. Part of HuffPost Relationships. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. Thats what keeps the joints gliding. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. Enjoy. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Tory Civil War Deepens As Jake Berry Joins Growing Wind Farm Rebellion Matt Hancock Accused Of Sneaky Ploy To Win Votes From I'm A Celebrity. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. "My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. It's finally March, and you know what that means? The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. I feel like Ive really grown as a person already this year. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 15, 2022. was playing "restaurant" with my five year old and she was confused why the waiter isn't the person waiting for food and well. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? How do I get my child to stop playing with my belly fat in public? Just watched our 5 month-old roll from front-to-back-to-front, and Im suddenly keenly aware that OMG THEYRE GOING TO START MOVING SOON AND EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS A DEATHTRAP. 1. This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. Mom A at the park: We allow 1 hour of screen time a weekMom B: We are a screen-free homeMe: My daughter named her new doll PBS Kids Dot Org. My husband and son are farting on one another. Have a good weekend everybody! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Me, a Jewish mother, to her children in September. Jessie (@mommajessiec). My husband put the dishes away.If you have any information about their whereabouts we are deeply concerned for their safety at this time. 6: am i made of yolk?me:6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?me: ahhgo ask your father. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. People who don't have kids, what's it like to go an entire day without someone asking you, "What's your favorite dinosaur?". 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. Janene #1 Similar to the "they don't make batteries for that toy anymore" trick Just sell the vehicle. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. I had no idea so I told her it was a swear word and never to say it again, the best decision i ever made was not buying fancy baby gear-my kids are 6 and 9 and have zero idea that they got pushed around in their cousins old stroller and now i have more money to buy them endless bags of goldfish crackers. - Parents, everywhere, I need to buy a teacher gift that says, "I'm sorry my son hit you in the face with a shoe.". The road to parental sanity is paved with all of the things you swore you'd never do if you ever have kids of your own. Raising kids isn't easy and some parents need to blow off steam. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. he looked up from his book & calmly said " Oh I just don't have anything to say to that woman". [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. Only one of us thinks this is funny. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 14-20) "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere." By Caroline Bologna Jan 20, 2023, 10:57 AM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Think twice about what you say in front of them. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents. funny parent tweets this week 2022the hardy family acrobats 26th February 2023 / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? I think the reason it's cloudy is because the sun wanted to sleep longer.-my 4yo, the meteorologist. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. I worried my 2-year-old would be scared of the thunder but he wasnt because hes too busy.. Me: You can't wear that to school.10-year-old: Why not?Me: It's not nice enough.10: I've been going to school with these kids for years. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! And a sudden urge to eat crackers and chicken nuggets! from the couch. My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling COME ON, GUYS! from the couch. ". Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 17-23) "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddler's toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce." By Caroline Bologna Sep 23, 2022, 03:42 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Is it leave her in the woods? I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. News U.S. News World News Business Environment Health Coronavirus Social Justice. Hold on to it. This is exactly why I wanted chips! I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. Like exhaustation. A tambourine concert while you're on the toilet is one of the things you'll never be ready for. Janene #1 You better believe it Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. 8: We only go. Part of HuffPost Parenting. I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. When your kids get too old to bring home school fundraisers, the second half of your life begins. 8: It's Mom. This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. Turn it off! My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. I watched you guys open everything. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. Part of HuffPost Parenting. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Im 40. My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. 09:21 AM - 29 Apr. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Sticks and stones may break my bones because my kid left them all over the living room floor, Is chicken the animal spelled the same as chicken the food? - my child, about to be shook. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. In fact, just pretend like theyre wearing a wire at all times. Me: its time to goKids: wait. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? Nothing is sacred. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 18-24) "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel." By Caroline Bologna Feb 24, 2023, 12:57 PM EST | Updated Feb 26, 2023 Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. at what age do kids realize its gross to drink their own bath water because the answer isnt six, Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out, 9yo, after giving my husband a heartfelt handmade Father's Day card: "They made us do that for school, that wasn't my idea.". Well, yeah. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." Its not like we pee our pants, wake up 40 times a night, wear our pajamas around all day and oh. do not hit that submit button. My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". Probably something gross like last time. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. I got-Me: I know. handing in my dad card. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. Also, uh oh, summer. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, Heck, Maybe Ever by Brian Here are some of the funniest tweets from parents ever. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My 7-year-old son grabbed a big stick that was leaning against a building and a woman stopped him and told him it was her husbands stick so apparently this is something he might not grow out of. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. his cart showed $984.31 and i acted as if i had to defuse a bomb. Before kids: *Slow sips of wine in the bath*After kids: *Rage drinking morning coffee in the shower*, My friend said she couldnt wait to have kids so I went right over, turned on Cocomelon and hid the remote. AGAIN. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday. Good morning to everyone except my husband, whose hand slipped while he was trying to pull up the blankets and smacked me in the face while I was sleeping. The 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents this Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. The sun is shining. 3 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. My toddler said "I feel drinky" and yeah girl, same. some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Wait, why are they jumping? At bedtime my kid told me he was as thirsty as a hippo who never ever had any water and now I need to call Milton-Bradley with a new game idea, I made broccoli and salmon with homemade sugar cookies and the baby just wanted the broccoli and salmonpaternity test coming right up. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. 20 Funny Tweets From Women Whose Husbands Are in the Dog House, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! My daughter has an Instagram account now. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. careful with that cursor son. The mess is obviously frustrating, but Im mostly confused because I didnt send him to school with any noodles. 8: Hold that grape while I cut it.6: Ok! My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ TL! Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. My sons friend came over for dinner. Grandparents are the ultimate hype people. My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. Main Menu. She is a proud Gen Xer, ENFP, Leo, Diet Coke enthusiast, and champion of the Oxford Comma. These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! ". My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. -my 4yo threatening me. This what I see when I walked in. Me: Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?Her: I want a Potato Book partyMe: What's that?Her: Just something I came up with. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. 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